Funny Fridays: Red Lobster

In one trip to Red Lobster:

1. Hudson informs me that the lobster apart from the pod is feeling the "most racey".

2. While waiting outside my bathroom stall door, he tells women to "Be Safe!!!" as they leave the restroom.

3. After he loses to me in the "I Spy" cardgame we are playing while waiting on our food, he informs me that we have "Two winners! Yessssssss!"

4. When I ask him if I can have one of his precious popcorn shrimps, he responds, "Can I get a new Hot Wheel car if I share with you?"

5. He grumpily instructs me that he would have to go to the bathroom less if I had ordered the "Fizzy Pop" that he wanted. "Water makes me pee more, Mom. It goes like this (gestures from his mouth to his parts....)"