Hudson: How about I share all the money I have with you and you share all the money you have with me?
Lady to Hudson: Is that your new fish?
Hudson: Yes
Lady: Do you have an aquarium?
Hudson: No. We just have a fish tank
Hudson (as we get off the interstate): I don't like te small roads
Me: Why?
Hudson: Because you can't pass other cars.
Hudson: How old are you?
Me: 38
Hudson: Why is your number more than daddy's?
Me: How much did he pay you to ask me that?
Hudson (to Daddy as he leaves for work):There'll be more smooches when you get back.
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