I need more money.

I could seriously put canvases up of these two all over my house.

How to barter with Mama

Me: Kiss your brother, Hudson.
Hudson: He has too much snot.
Me: Please?
Hudson: I have an idea. Can I have an ice cream cone if I kiss him?
Me: No.
Hudson: How about a sucker if I look at him real nice?
Me: Deal.